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A Serious Poem for a Serious Dude (December 28)

W is for women, whom you gave the right to vote; this
I is actually a I, for the war you did promote.
L is for the League of Nations, which was a pretty big flop,
S is for sedition, which you attempted to stop.
O is for old, which you were when you were elected, and
N is for the Nobel Prize and the peace you affected.
YAY WOODROW WILSON!