A Sonnet for Millard Fillmore (January 7)
Millard, Millard, I love you so,
Best president, and so sexy, as well—
The hottest resident of Buffalo,
Towards you I would never rebel.
O indentured servant of my heart,
Weave a cloth of love for you and me;
Though you tore the U.S. apart
You’ll never separate this adoree.
You may Know Nothing about latin or greek,
But my darling, neither do I’s—
Still, you make my knees go weak
With the way you Compromise.
I’m a SLAVE for you, oh Milly, dear,
How I wish that you were near.
