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O luxuriant eyebrows! O thickets divine!

President of superciliary design!

Tufts like wings—you could take flight

Into the air like a presidential kite.

Oh Bill, do you groom them that way?

Carefully crafting that hirsute spray

Springing forth from thine head like Athena

With the gentle grace of a ballerina?

McKinley, McKinley, thanks for Guam

But thank you more for your brows aplomb.