today is the best holiday of all holidays: presidents’ day.

apparently, presidents’ day was originally enacted in 1880 to celebrate washington’s birthday. then, lincoln lovers all over were like, “what about abe? he was born in february, too!” and then people started celebrating not just ol’ george, but lincoln, as well. here in the great state of massachusetts, we’re technically only supposed to celebrate those presidents born here, but whatevs. so you see, presidents’ day is very complex and there are many diverse ways of celebrating. I myself like to observe by reading each and every inaguration speech, but that’s just how I roll.